Noway the last of the BIG TIPPERS

So Noway goes to for pizza and a movie, with 3 girls, which is a whole other story! Let me just tell you he took a shower, brushed his teeth and combed his hair! One if the girls was looking especially cute wearing Noway's favorite color (green) on her shirt, her eyes, her shoes, her purse with her cute little red hair perfectly worked over for hours I am sure....OMG--I got a glimpse into the future and It's scary!
Back to the funny part, so they go for pizza and one of the girls buys them all a $10. pizza to share. When they get done eating one of the girls lays down $3.00 for a tip, the other two girls follow with 3 dollars each and tell Noway come on it's rude not to leave a tip. So if your doing your math the tip is now $12.00 and the bill was $10.00!
I was like ummm...do you know how much is a fair tip? NO
Was she a great waitress? NO...we had to go up and ask for plates and she didn't bring us any napkins....Then suddenly he looks at me in shock and says OH CRAP HER TIP WAS BIGGER THAN THE BILL! Yes, Yes it was Noway! Gotta love those life lessons! The best was when he realized he could have bought another snack at the theatre. The worst was when he told me he did'nt have change for me! Sigh.