Attack of the Beetles

O.K. So, some people call them japenese beetles, others call them asian beetles I don't know what they are but every year we get plagued with them. As soon as the farmers come in to remove the crops the fun begins. These evil little beetles are everywhere. When you open the doors you have to run! In a matter of 10 seconds you will have them all over you, in your hair, down your shirt, really good times. They look like lady bugs with a bad paint job.
Did I mention they bite and stink!